#3 has come with her own sense of funny. I was quizzing her on her facial parts:
--Where are your eyes? Close enough.
--Where are your ears? Right on.
--Where is your nose? Finger up it is definitely right on. :-)
--Where is your mouth? She opened wide and put her thumb in and began to suck on it.
--Where is your thumb? She grabbed my thumb and stuck it in her mouth. Then she just laughed.
Thursday, February 5, 2009
Sunday, January 25, 2009
Return to Sender
One would expect that a play room 18 by 18 feet would be sufficient to handle the usual smell and adventures of childhood.
Sorry about the potty humor, butt...
#2 ripped off a check-flapping explosion of lower-intestinal flatulence causing the division of the time-space continuum and singeing through two layers of heavy-duty clothing that would've made grandpa and a certain uncle proud. Serious one for the books. He outdid Dad!
After about 14 seconds of permeation, (or is that fermentation?), he cried out in agony: "Oh no! We need to put the fart back in!"
Melissa and I, (resisting laughter and inhalation) simultaneously asked him each a different question. I'm sure a shrink would analyze what the differences between the questions are... but we open it up to your interpretation in the comment section of this post:
Melissa: "How would you want to do that?"
David: "Why would you want to do that?"
Sorry about the potty humor, butt...
#2 ripped off a check-flapping explosion of lower-intestinal flatulence causing the division of the time-space continuum and singeing through two layers of heavy-duty clothing that would've made grandpa and a certain uncle proud. Serious one for the books. He outdid Dad!
After about 14 seconds of permeation, (or is that fermentation?), he cried out in agony: "Oh no! We need to put the fart back in!"
Melissa and I, (resisting laughter and inhalation) simultaneously asked him each a different question. I'm sure a shrink would analyze what the differences between the questions are... but we open it up to your interpretation in the comment section of this post:
Melissa: "How would you want to do that?"
David: "Why would you want to do that?"
Monday, January 19, 2009
Inchon
Inchon:
1 - The title of a very impressive piece of music I had the opportunity to listen to this weekend in California at my sister's concert. She made all Northern Honor Band and the concert was a treat.
If you want to see an inferior version of the Inchon piece, click here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ryeUYZuNfyM&feature=related
2 - The lengthy feeling you get when traveling back from California the second time in a month. If you travel deep into the night, amazing things happen... bats nearly fly into your windshield, teenagers have a snowball fight with your car, and when it gets deep into the evening, the hallucinations begin... marker posts start creeping across the road, hitchhikers look like giant chickens...
And it's all worth it to hear a bro's talk before leaving on a mission and getting another burger...
1 - The title of a very impressive piece of music I had the opportunity to listen to this weekend in California at my sister's concert. She made all Northern Honor Band and the concert was a treat.
If you want to see an inferior version of the Inchon piece, click here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ryeUYZuNfyM&feature=related
2 - The lengthy feeling you get when traveling back from California the second time in a month. If you travel deep into the night, amazing things happen... bats nearly fly into your windshield, teenagers have a snowball fight with your car, and when it gets deep into the evening, the hallucinations begin... marker posts start creeping across the road, hitchhikers look like giant chickens...
And it's all worth it to hear a bro's talk before leaving on a mission and getting another burger...
Sunday, January 4, 2009
Post-vacation quiz
Ah, California... and the letdown of being back...
How do you know if you are suffering from post-vacation pain? Take this simple quiz.
Do your children still expect meals to consist of a fruit, a vegetable, a grain, a meat and ten treats? (thanks to grandparents...)
Does your husband ask why 5 of the last 6 meals have consisted of cheerios, marshmallow maties, and milk and the only one that was not cold cereal was the one he made?
Are your children still expecting to be constantly entertained?
When you take your children to the store do they start putting things in the cart and saying, "we're going to need this"?
Are you and your children crying at the cold when the thermostat temperature in the house is 8 degrees higher than before you left?
Are you the only person willing to take a nap or go to bed on time?
Is your spouse ticked that all of local buffets don't have fresh fish and amazing sushi bars?
Do the words "in" and "out" cause uncontrollable drooling?
If the answer to all of these is yes, welcome to our home. I think David is looking forward to going to work...
How do you know if you are suffering from post-vacation pain? Take this simple quiz.
Do your children still expect meals to consist of a fruit, a vegetable, a grain, a meat and ten treats? (thanks to grandparents...)
Does your husband ask why 5 of the last 6 meals have consisted of cheerios, marshmallow maties, and milk and the only one that was not cold cereal was the one he made?
Are your children still expecting to be constantly entertained?
When you take your children to the store do they start putting things in the cart and saying, "we're going to need this"?
Are you and your children crying at the cold when the thermostat temperature in the house is 8 degrees higher than before you left?
Are you the only person willing to take a nap or go to bed on time?
Is your spouse ticked that all of local buffets don't have fresh fish and amazing sushi bars?
Do the words "in" and "out" cause uncontrollable drooling?
If the answer to all of these is yes, welcome to our home. I think David is looking forward to going to work...
Thursday, January 1, 2009
Hope during the passing of loved ones.
When loved ones pass from one side of the veil to another, it is a time to mourn our loss. Even Jesus wept with those who had lost a friend and brother. It is even more difficult when those who pass are young. Fortunately there is hope through the Atonement. Sealed parents will have the opportunity of raising their sleeping children, after the resurrection, to full maturity.
The Prophet "Joseph Smith taught the doctrine that the infant child that was laid away in death would come up in the resurrection as a child; and, pointing to the mother of a lifeless child, he said to her: 'You will have the joy, the pleasure and satisfaction of nurturing this child, after its resurrection, until it reaches the full stature of its spirit. ... He told us that we should receive those children in the morning of the resurrection just as we laid them down, in purity and innocence, and we should nourish and care for them as their mothers. He said that children would be raised in the resurrection just as they were laid down, and that they would obtain all the intelligence necessary to occupy thrones, principalities, and powers." (Mary Isabella Horne, Statement given on Nov. 19, 1896, in Salt Lake City, Utah. Approved by President Joseph F. Smith and published in his teachings. Published as approved church doctrine 2007 in the Teachings of the Presidents of the Church series.)
We miss our friend's daughter and our daughter's friend, teammate, and classmate Shelbi.
The Prophet "Joseph Smith taught the doctrine that the infant child that was laid away in death would come up in the resurrection as a child; and, pointing to the mother of a lifeless child, he said to her: 'You will have the joy, the pleasure and satisfaction of nurturing this child, after its resurrection, until it reaches the full stature of its spirit. ... He told us that we should receive those children in the morning of the resurrection just as we laid them down, in purity and innocence, and we should nourish and care for them as their mothers. He said that children would be raised in the resurrection just as they were laid down, and that they would obtain all the intelligence necessary to occupy thrones, principalities, and powers." (Mary Isabella Horne, Statement given on Nov. 19, 1896, in Salt Lake City, Utah. Approved by President Joseph F. Smith and published in his teachings. Published as approved church doctrine 2007 in the Teachings of the Presidents of the Church series.)
We miss our friend's daughter and our daughter's friend, teammate, and classmate Shelbi.
Sunday, December 21, 2008
Birthday Wishlist
#2 has gotten a hang of letting us know what he wants for his birthday coming up 1/2 a year away. For a month now it has been kid size SUVs, Jeeps, Convertibles, or whatever else is in the latest toy advertisement. This is the latest:
--Mom, I want a cow for my birthday.
--What kind of cow?
--A real kind of cow. A big one.
--Real cows are pretty expensive and they take a lot of work to take care of.
--I want a real one.
--What would you do with this real cow?
--Ride it. Around in circles. Big circles. Then little circles and big circles (insert hand movement to indicate large and small circles here) and then big and little circles the next day. I'll ride it everyday.
--What about when there is snow on the ground?
--I'll ride it on the snow on the grass.
He seems to have this pretty much figured out. Maybe we should take him to The Farm more often to ride the ponies for free. See if that satisfies his riding desires. Hopefully the broncos aren't next year's wish!
--Mom, I want a cow for my birthday.
--What kind of cow?
--A real kind of cow. A big one.
--Real cows are pretty expensive and they take a lot of work to take care of.
--I want a real one.
--What would you do with this real cow?
--Ride it. Around in circles. Big circles. Then little circles and big circles (insert hand movement to indicate large and small circles here) and then big and little circles the next day. I'll ride it everyday.
--What about when there is snow on the ground?
--I'll ride it on the snow on the grass.
He seems to have this pretty much figured out. Maybe we should take him to The Farm more often to ride the ponies for free. See if that satisfies his riding desires. Hopefully the broncos aren't next year's wish!
Friday, December 12, 2008
Laughing, not bragging.
A fourth grade class came to read to #1's kindergarten class today. One of our friend's children was #1's reader. This evening, as Melissa and #2 ran some errands, they ran into this girl who read to #1. She said it was exciting to read to #1, "She helped me with the big words I didn't know."
That's so wrong.
Wish it were the parenting, but #2 disproves that thesis. Little girl is a real self-starter.
That's so wrong.
Wish it were the parenting, but #2 disproves that thesis. Little girl is a real self-starter.
Sunday, December 7, 2008
The Year in Adventures - An Open Holiday Letter
Note: We’ll keep this as the most recent post for a couple weeks, so check below for new posts.
As the debris settles on another year of adventures for our family, it is fun to emerge from the damage we have survived (or caused, depending on one’s perspective) and take a moment to let our family, friends, and acquaintances know what is going on in our lives. This may be somewhat silly, since most of the information in this post is just a rehashing of what we’ve said as we’ve keep those who care to know about us updated with weekly blog posts. So, to all of our faithful reading and posting loved ones, thanks for your support, kind words, funny comments, and friendship. And to those of you who don’t read often, thanks for taking the time to drop by. Feel free to come back soon.
Merry Christmas to you,
David, Melissa and our three operatives
Missions: DECLASSIFIED
Operation Yellow
The most successful mission this year involved commandeering a Marathon RV and setting up a field operation just outside 44*27’37.77” N 110* 49’40.95”, commonly known as Yellowstone. We locked down the area for a week, making it safe for our operatives to collect the necessary intelligence of the surroundings before we began a covert assault on the wildlife. Hundreds of mosquitoes met their deaths in hand-to-hand combat. We recovered the territory lost to the squirrels as they grabbed their nuts and fled to the trees. Four-star generals Grandpa and Nannie provided tactical support while we collected evidence, memories, and enjoyment.
Operation Black and White
Supplied by our quartermaster, we recovered smartees, dumdums, and other sugar POW’s from our neighbors, all dressed undercover as our animal counterparts – the Madagascar Penguins. Even better, we did not contract the bird flu in the operation.
Operation Green, Black & Blue I & II
David led two teams of 5 year-olds into combat by coaching two soccer teams this year, the first went 7-1, and the second went into the classified folder under the file name: pain.
Operatives: DECLASSIFIED
003 - Our little recon expert is now 17 months old. She spends her days giggling as she plays jokes on the rest of us. Hiding keys, hair clips, and other trinkets. She believes reading time should occur a minimum of 3 hours a day. She does not cry often, choosing instead to demonstrate her masterful pout. Unlike the others, she is completely a daddy’s girl. Shrieking with glee anytime he’s around, she can usually be found in his arms. She’s picked up his “It’s going to be okay” face and pats people’s backs when they are discouraged. She also climbs everything.
002 - Our Jr. green beret is the athletic one of the bunch. He plays soccer as well as his mom and sisters, can ride a bike without training wheels (as long as someone starts him, because at age three he is not big enough to get up onto the bike alone). He loves tractors, Thomas the Train, and Cars. He can hold his own in Mariokart on the Wii. He also is a great help in the kitchen and can usually take partial responsibility for the meals Melissa prepares in the home. Tim’s favorite dates are “ice cream”.
001 - Is there a military position for a princess? Oh. Our little diplomat started kindergarten this year and recently got her first progress report (report card). She had perfect marks without any marked room for improvement. She currently has the reading proficiency of a 5th grader, but needs to work on her reading comprehension, because there she’s only at the second grade level. In her personal study she just finished Alma and is starting Helaman. She likes reading the Chronicles of Narnia with Dad before bed. She’s been taking piano/organ lessons for about 8 months and has decent form. She loves singing, musicals, and Disney movies. She picked flowers as a midfielder on her soccer teams and likes practices more than games (except for the treats). She loves going to Olive Garden and musicals/plays for her dates.
Melissa continued her responsibilities as quartermaster this year. She makes dresses, clothes, and lots of little gifts. She has been very busy the last few months serving in the church. She manages the family finances and is still able to work as a mother raising of the children. Her favorite dates are “yes”. She ‘bonus schools’ the children at home in addition to the formal public education.
David continued his work as an intelligence operative by completing his Master’s Degree in Education this year and graduated top of his school at Brigham Young University. We’re excited about this because he’s now home and gets to help out and play with the children again. He is still employed as a Religious Educator and enjoys writing in his spare time, having produced a few articles and other curriculum materials in the last few months.
As the debris settles on another year of adventures for our family, it is fun to emerge from the damage we have survived (or caused, depending on one’s perspective) and take a moment to let our family, friends, and acquaintances know what is going on in our lives. This may be somewhat silly, since most of the information in this post is just a rehashing of what we’ve said as we’ve keep those who care to know about us updated with weekly blog posts. So, to all of our faithful reading and posting loved ones, thanks for your support, kind words, funny comments, and friendship. And to those of you who don’t read often, thanks for taking the time to drop by. Feel free to come back soon.
Merry Christmas to you,
David, Melissa and our three operatives
Missions: DECLASSIFIED
Operation Yellow
The most successful mission this year involved commandeering a Marathon RV and setting up a field operation just outside 44*27’37.77” N 110* 49’40.95”, commonly known as Yellowstone. We locked down the area for a week, making it safe for our operatives to collect the necessary intelligence of the surroundings before we began a covert assault on the wildlife. Hundreds of mosquitoes met their deaths in hand-to-hand combat. We recovered the territory lost to the squirrels as they grabbed their nuts and fled to the trees. Four-star generals Grandpa and Nannie provided tactical support while we collected evidence, memories, and enjoyment.
Operation Black and White
Supplied by our quartermaster, we recovered smartees, dumdums, and other sugar POW’s from our neighbors, all dressed undercover as our animal counterparts – the Madagascar Penguins. Even better, we did not contract the bird flu in the operation.
Operation Green, Black & Blue I & II
David led two teams of 5 year-olds into combat by coaching two soccer teams this year, the first went 7-1, and the second went into the classified folder under the file name: pain.
Operatives: DECLASSIFIED
003 - Our little recon expert is now 17 months old. She spends her days giggling as she plays jokes on the rest of us. Hiding keys, hair clips, and other trinkets. She believes reading time should occur a minimum of 3 hours a day. She does not cry often, choosing instead to demonstrate her masterful pout. Unlike the others, she is completely a daddy’s girl. Shrieking with glee anytime he’s around, she can usually be found in his arms. She’s picked up his “It’s going to be okay” face and pats people’s backs when they are discouraged. She also climbs everything.
002 - Our Jr. green beret is the athletic one of the bunch. He plays soccer as well as his mom and sisters, can ride a bike without training wheels (as long as someone starts him, because at age three he is not big enough to get up onto the bike alone). He loves tractors, Thomas the Train, and Cars. He can hold his own in Mariokart on the Wii. He also is a great help in the kitchen and can usually take partial responsibility for the meals Melissa prepares in the home. Tim’s favorite dates are “ice cream”.
001 - Is there a military position for a princess? Oh. Our little diplomat started kindergarten this year and recently got her first progress report (report card). She had perfect marks without any marked room for improvement. She currently has the reading proficiency of a 5th grader, but needs to work on her reading comprehension, because there she’s only at the second grade level. In her personal study she just finished Alma and is starting Helaman. She likes reading the Chronicles of Narnia with Dad before bed. She’s been taking piano/organ lessons for about 8 months and has decent form. She loves singing, musicals, and Disney movies. She picked flowers as a midfielder on her soccer teams and likes practices more than games (except for the treats). She loves going to Olive Garden and musicals/plays for her dates.
Melissa continued her responsibilities as quartermaster this year. She makes dresses, clothes, and lots of little gifts. She has been very busy the last few months serving in the church. She manages the family finances and is still able to work as a mother raising of the children. Her favorite dates are “yes”. She ‘bonus schools’ the children at home in addition to the formal public education.
David continued his work as an intelligence operative by completing his Master’s Degree in Education this year and graduated top of his school at Brigham Young University. We’re excited about this because he’s now home and gets to help out and play with the children again. He is still employed as a Religious Educator and enjoys writing in his spare time, having produced a few articles and other curriculum materials in the last few months.