What does it take to get a pizza in here?

Oatmeal and granola just are not holding down the growling stomachs in labor and delivery. Fortunately, one can pass time between contractions by updating a blog and doing homework. Current stats? 100mg of Fen. to help with the pain and a lot of ice chips. Dilated to 5+, Melissa's feeling drugged. I ask her if it would be alright if I traded in the van for a BMW and she said yes, so she is kind of out of it. Does papa johns deliver?