Today I tried to help Melissa with #1's schooling. That... was... painful... Today's workbook lesson was "the same and opposite". We were trying to help #1 understand the subject. After some massive failings on examples, we got to this part of the conversation.
"What is the same as glad?"
"Sad"
"No, that is a rhyme, not the same. Let's try this again. I am a boy. Who else is the same, a boy? [as I look at #2].
"Some of my boyfriends are boys."
"What the crap?!? Boyfriends...?!? Wait one second - Some of...?!?"
[At this point Melissa is crying from laughing]
Then #2 pops in and says,
"I'm taller than you."
And #1 says,
"Actually, I'm five years old, so you are not."
Crap, crap, crap.
I can't take this - I'm gone...
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