"We watched a scary movie (commercial) with zom-dees in it while you were at school." (#2)
"What are zom-dees?" (#1)
"They are the un-dead." (Melissa)
"Except that zombies are like unicorns, there is no such thing." (David)
"Except that unicorns are real daddy." (#1)
"..." (David closing his eyes and chewing slow to make sure he does not choke from laughing)
"[#1] did you know that there is no such thing as unicorns in real life." (Melissa)
"Mom, you're such a kidder, that was a funny joke." (#1)
"[hacking sounds]" (David choking as his shoulders bounced like a gymnast on a trampoline)
"Um, actually, I am not joking, Unicorns are make believe." (Melissa)
"Like zom-dees. Please pass the soil sauce." (#2 asking for the soy sauce for his sushi.)
2 comments:
I like the zomdees. Its amazing what kids will come up with!!
We, some friends and me, had a talk about whether monster in I am Legend were zombies or vampires. The suggestion was that they could be both. One of my friends said "There is no such thing as a vampire zombie" but made it sound like the other two were very real things. Pretty funny. No difference between the 5 year old or the 20 year old
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