When Melissa went off to a meeting I overhead in the hallway... singing to himself...
Humpty Dumpty sat on a WALL,
He was hungry, so his Mom made him the best coo-KIES
AAAANNNNNNNDDDDDDD heateuntilhewasFULLLLLLLL
AAAAANNNNDDDD it made him SOOOOO happy that he begin to runnnnnnnn
on a big Harley motorcycle.
A-wemba-way
A-wemba-way [yes, that's a song change to The Lion Sleeps tonight, not like he's following any set song]
Then he KICKED A CAR
And smacked RIGHTTTTT into it
And then he jumped right on TOP
And hit the gaaaasssss ped-DALLLL
and ran over somebody. Hur-RAY!
Off in the hell-a-copper [helicopter]
brgikggggkggkgkgggkgkgggg [machine gun noises].
The therapy bills are going to be enormous.
2 comments:
# 2 reminds me of a younger brother we seem to have. The weird thing is Gary isn't here to teach him that stuff, but who knows where Gary learned it in the first place. But he has good taste, a harley, and a helecopter, why not.
That is hilarious!! Loved it!
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