Spiderman

Tim's favorite clothing are his spider-man undies and pajamas. How does he do when there are real spiders, man?

I was changing in the back room, and Tim hollered through the door that there was a spider in the house. I ask him to watch it so we could kill it once I got out. He said okay.

A moment later I heard his pre-pubescent yell, "IT'S MOVING"!

"I'll be out in just a second." I responded, "Are you still watching it?"

"YES!"

When I came out, I saw Tim, standing on a stool, in the bathroom, leaning with his head around the corner.

"Where's the spider?" I asked.

"Down there!!!" He pointed 15 feet down the hall towards the kitchen.

"I thought you were watching it?"

"I am! It's down there."

Oi vey.