You Died of Dysentery

Dys-claimer: This post contains graphic violence and illness which may not be suitable for those who take offense and have not read Elder Bednar's talk on taking offense. Consider yourself warned.



I am not one for conspiracy theories, yet I may be coming up with one of my own.

I have obtained a "flu shot" three times in the last five years.

The first two times, I became very ill with the flu immediately after the injection.

The two years I avoided getting the shot, I only got the flu one of those years.

This year I got the shot; lo and behold, I have lost about 5 pounds in the last eight hours.

It is somewhat funny to watch the different reactions of different age groups hurling.

Susanne got the virus first, and just sat there, opened her mouth like a ventriloquist doll, and flowed down her front. Then she frowned.

Ami asked, "If I have to throw up, am I supposed to use this bucket or go to the bathroom?"
Melissa began to explain, "Well, ideally, you should throw up in the toilet, by getting to the bathtub, but if you are in..."
Perhaps having a little more insight into the situation, I interrupted, "YES Ami." She turned and hurled towards the bucket, sort of.

Tim likes to do the whole body slinky projectile style. What would you expect? How else can you get splatter all around the bathroom?