Early Morning Revelations

"Where's Ami? Tim go get your sister, tell her it is time for scripture study," said David

...

"I went in there, and she will not roll over, but I know she is awake because she is breathing!" He replied.

"AMI, time for - wait... Tim, do you think people stop breathing when they sleep?" Asked Melissa

"...sometimes?... yes?" He replied.

"Only people who have sleep ap-" Melissa begin.

"No Tim," David politely cut in, shaking his head in that it is too early to have this discussion way, "People keep breathing in their sleep. I'm sure mom can explain the exceptions when it is not time for scripture study."

"I know what a blue moon is!" Ami states perkily as she walks in.

"Oh, my head," David stated as he rubbed his temples.

"It is when there are two moons for an entire year."

Melissa starts to google blue moon...

David rubs his face with a pillow.

So Tim starts to explain, "Blue moons would only happen on Saturn where they have lots of moons, so the people there would see two moons, because they have moons, and we only have one.

A moan from behind the pillow.

Melissa snickers as the dictionary she is looking at describes a moon as, "when an individual exposes both of their butt cheeks in a public setting."

"Really? Does anyone actually want to study Omni with me this morning or do we just want to sit around making stuff up?" David asked.

Silence.

"Screw it, Tim say the prayer, we need it, Ami, read verse 18, Melissa, stop laughing."