Gollum?

Sooooo...

Last night at the Mexican restaurant we enjoyed some crazy hot jalapeno sour cream cilantro salsa.  The sour cream made it cool in the mouth, so everyone had their fill.  Especially one little one...

This morning, through the bathroom door, one could hear weeping and a whimpering:

"It burns [us], it buuuurrrrrnnnnnnsssss [us master]."

GOLL-um, GOLL-um.