Sunday, May 29, 2011

Calling All Superheros

Tim's birthday party brought some of our local superheros out of the woodwork. We met at Pony Express elementary to fight the evil forces of...

...boredom.

Over the next hour and a half we played various superhero games:
- Fro-zone's Freeze Tag [freeze tag]


- The Dash [a 1/4 mile sprint] (We were surprised that Tim won by quite a bit)!


- The Superman Slide


- Syndrome's swing [who can swing the highest?] Ami and Maggie joined in.


- Spider-man hang [hang as long as possible]


- The Undertaker's Graveyard [Boys lay down without moving, if they move they are "out" - a personal favorite from my babysitting days...]


- The Batcave [hide and go seek with a base]


- Villain in the middle [soccer monkey in the middle]


- The Power Pyramid


The fact that the boys enjoyed these games is a testament to packaging and advertising.

Amazingly, we only sustained 12 injuries (collisions, hurt feelings, falls, and contusions), without
any broken bones! Prayer works.

Superfood (cupcakes with superhero designs) were enjoyed by all.

Except Susanne. She was bored.

Saturday, May 14, 2011

I'm Sorry, Does Sheer Awesomeness Hurt Your Eyes?

What should one do if they get all the necessary supplies finished for their wilderness survival bag for their birthday? Like a 220 Lumen LED Flashlight that can spotlight 900 feet away (amazing deal at Ace Hardware for $30 if you need one of the best flashlights on the market), a sweet knife, (Yes, that is an Esee 4 Wilderness Model Survival Knife. No, you may not touch it, but you will feel it if you try to touch it.) and some other supplies...



You go buy your son an early birthday present of his own camel back, get yourself a late birthday present of a MSR ceramic water filter, and grab a ninja.

After training the boys on emergency survival policies, the appropriate actions if they encounter various wild animals (bear, mountain lion, coyote, scorpion, snake, spider, skunk), and checked their packs, we left home about 7:30.

Into the wild.

We hiked into the mountains and set up a little camp before it got dark. Along the way we worked on our tracking skills. Through the night we found mountain lion, coyote, and dog tracks.

Once we set up camp, we taught the boys how to build a fire pit. They did well. We shaved dead wood and taught them how to make a fire without matches using dryer lint in our go bags.

Success.



The fire smelled amazing, and the weather was perfect.



We chowed on Peanut M&Ms and life savers waiting for it to get completely dark so we could move to the next part of our sons' survival training (as this is just the practice round for many more to come this summer).

After eliminating the fire in the appropriate manner, and then burying the ashes we worked on Navigation with major landmarks, mountain ridge lines, and the stars.

Saturn appeared very bright near the waxing Gibbous moon. We were able to walk through the night without needing flashlights.


(My knife blends here, I'm not tossing Black Panther signs.)

We ended up taking them about four miles total and 1000 feet in elevation climb for the evening before returning home. They loved it, we loved it, and since we had to be up early for soccer, we slept in our comfy beds after a hot shower.

Wilderness survival is becoming a lost art. We intend to not let the skills be lost in the next generation. Plus, reviewing and learning them is awesome. And night hiking is the best.

Thursday, May 12, 2011

You Died of Dysentery

Dys-claimer: This post contains graphic violence and illness which may not be suitable for those who take offense and have not read Elder Bednar's talk on taking offense. Consider yourself warned.



I am not one for conspiracy theories, yet I may be coming up with one of my own.

I have obtained a "flu shot" three times in the last five years.

The first two times, I became very ill with the flu immediately after the injection.

The two years I avoided getting the shot, I only got the flu one of those years.

This year I got the shot; lo and behold, I have lost about 5 pounds in the last eight hours.

It is somewhat funny to watch the different reactions of different age groups hurling.

Susanne got the virus first, and just sat there, opened her mouth like a ventriloquist doll, and flowed down her front. Then she frowned.

Ami asked, "If I have to throw up, am I supposed to use this bucket or go to the bathroom?"
Melissa began to explain, "Well, ideally, you should throw up in the toilet, by getting to the bathtub, but if you are in..."
Perhaps having a little more insight into the situation, I interrupted, "YES Ami." She turned and hurled towards the bucket, sort of.

Tim likes to do the whole body slinky projectile style. What would you expect? How else can you get splatter all around the bathroom?

Sunday, April 24, 2011

Therapy

"Hi, I'm Melissa"

"Hi Melissa"

"I run into garage walls"

"We accept you"

"And I got stitches on my... quadriceps"

"We mock you and your six pathetic stitches."

Jealous Much?

Susanna's grumpy streak got the best of her this week. Her current hairstyle is all business up front, party in the back (it's a mullet). She saw the Rapunzel doll Maggie received for her birthday and became angry. How angry? She gave her the evil eye, and then bit her nose off.



Who says long haired blonds and mulleted brunettes can't get along?

Poop on a Stick



Tried a new trick with caramel apples today: added 1 Tbsp water to the 25 caramels to make the caramel soft. Melted chocolate butterscotch chips to give it that straight-from-the-toilet look also! Yum!

Wednesday, April 20, 2011

The Blue Boar




For our anniversary, we went to The Blue Boar Inn, a European - style bed and breakfast up in Midway. Perhaps the best overnight couple vacation yet. Thanks to my sister for babysitting.

The owners built the Inn out of some of the best materials, and everything feels high quality. The rooms are named after famous authors and poets. We chose the Charles Dickens room, despite his need for a good editor and a lesson from Hemingway on brevity. A great view, jetted tub, separate shower, satellite television, satellite radio, those big comfy bathrobes, and a fireplace in our room. They even gave us complimentary candies, cookies, cheese and grapes, flowers, and balloons (okay those were a bit odd) as part of our stay.

Upon arrival, I ran into the Inn's chef and asked what he would recommend from the menu. He talked to us like a friend and was highly cordial. You could tell he loved food, loved his job, and was excited about the chance to cook for us. We later understood why his restaurant has won "Best in Utah" and a 4-diamond rating for European dining since he showed up. The food tasted exquisite. You should check out their menu (even though it changed slightly since last week)!

He cooked everything at dinner to perfection. Dinner began with a gift from the chef of Venison Carpaccio, thinly sliced meat surrounding a cream cheese and chive center. The flavors came in waves once in your mouth, a sea of flavors, each distinct and perfectly balanced. We actually ordered more of this later in the meal, even though it was off the menu, it was worth it.

Melissa enjoyed the House cured Salmon Gravlax, raw salmon with capers, hard boiled egg on a biscuit hard bread, with a bright, light flavor. David choose the lamb sweetbreads (as recommended by the chef), which could not have been improved. A crusty bread soaked in lamb broth and covered with slow-cooked lamb stomach. Not chewy or hard, it mirrored the texture of a slow cooked pot roast. Surrounded with savory spices and sweet onions, it settled in my stomach without feeling heavy.

Our sparkling pear juice and complimentary sourdough and machine cut hard oat breads carried us onto the next course, a Parmesan bibb salad. A wonderful salad, yet I think we would venture one of the soups if we went back for more.

At the main course, we followed the chef's recommendations. Melissa ate an entire leg of lamb, slow cooked and seasoned to the standards of heaven. David enjoyed the honey blackened cod more than should be humanly possible for cod. Seriously! Cod? Seriously? So yummy. The surprise of the main course was David's side. Carrots and hazelnuts pureed in a blender. Who would have thought it tasted like the best filling to a sweet-potato style pie ever. Does anyone know where to get hazelnuts???

Berry sorbet and creme brulee closed off the meal, we left perfectly filled and balanced - the sign of a true master chef, without feeling overstuffed or nauseous. Our experience there made most other resorts in Utah feel like cheap imitations of couples retreats. Worth every penny and highly recommended. Complimentary bed turn down, a library for reading, chess board, and comfortable quiet rooms.

Oh, and the breakfast is of the same caliber, and part of the price of the stay at the inn. Melissa had the Swirl Brioche French Toast and David loved the salmon omelet, made to order. Plus bacon (of course).

Wednesday, April 6, 2011

Interesting Political Video

My dad passed on a post we enjoyed. If you find yourself wanting to dabble in some politically based conversation and viewing, feel free to check this:

http://www.utahsrepublic.org/education/why-socialism-wont-work/

And we'll let you post comments on that site if you like.