The post-vacation illnesses that started last Thursday are hanging on, but there is light at the end of the tunnel! Humidifier power! But first a little background...
Growing up, Nannie had the humidifier of power. If there was not a towel in front of the thing, the foundation of the house would be soaked by morning. It was awesome, like the swamp cooler in Great Grandma Call/Becker's place. That thing rocked.
So a couple years ago we bought one of the regular humidifiers from Wallyworld. The thing barely put any water into the air because of the super filters. I finally grew tired of being dehydrated like beef jerky every morning and our skin is dry also (insert Utah comment here). So I went to a local pharmacy and asked the pharmacist for his recommendations. He cautiously looked from one side to the other, shut the store blinds and locked the door. From under the counter he pulled out the "Humidablaster 9000" (it has more options than the 6000); a humidifier powerful enough to single-handedly change the climate of this desert. Illegal in 52 states!
Well, it almost went like that. He just showed me the difference between a vapor humidifier and a filter humidifier. And oh what great joy did we experience when we slept through the night because of the higher quality moisture in the air. Yea, never did nostrils recover so quickly as when our inward-growing hairs did behold such steam...
Yes, I am still medicated, why do you ask?
1 comment:
That was hilarious. We too did the Wallyworld thing. We will have to go and switch it because our humidifier does not put out any moisture either.
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