I rear-ended a car this morning. So, there we are alongside the road and slowly the driver gets out of the car . . . and you know how you are just a little bit on the joking mood when life gets too stressful? The person getting out of the car was a dwarf. He storms over to my car, looks up at me and says, "I AM NOT HAPPY!"
So, I looked down at him and said,
"Well, which one are you then?" . . . and that's when the fight started.
Politically incorrect, but a stinking funny joke - not a true story.
1 comment:
Received email:
David and Melissa I liked the one about "how the fight started." Are you ever going to post how the fight ended?
Love you all,
Name withheld
To which I responded:
The fight one was a joke - check the last line of the reference...
But, if you want to know, the fight ended when I informed him that I was willing to guess he was "Angry" and he pulled out a gun, and the police took him down - which was difficult because there wasn't very much further down he could go.
To which this individual responded:
Does it bother you at all that someone pulled a gun on you?
Shortly after which I received:
I probably should have checked the last line before I sent you the last email, I'm guessing now that the not a true story part means that you didn't rear end anyone to begin with.
Bingo.
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