I.
#2 has learned how to ride a bike. #1 is terrified of it, but still wants to learn (Jedi mind tricks work - you dooo want to learn to ride a bike, these aren't the training wheels you're looking for.)
So, while #2 rides ahead, David has been jogging next to #1 holding the bike making sure she does fall, but that's not the funny part. As she rides, she rocks forward and back, psychotically repeating to herself "I'm holding on, I'm holding on, I'm holding on." She alternates between that and "just keep pedaling, just keep pedaling, just keep pedaling." Issues. Serious issues.
It doesn't help when Tim looses control and runs directly into a mailbox and endo's over the bars right in front of her. Then she also starts shaking uncontrollably.
II.
#2 told me a joke that apparently Melissa told him.
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Banana orange."
"Banana orange who?"
"Aren't you banana orange i did not say, um, hahahahhahahahahaha."
III.
Our washer died. Roger Demming from our stake is a repairman and did a good job resurrecting it and gave us a decent price on the repair. The problem? A sock got eaten by the filter. Apparently washing machines do eat socks!
IV.
#3's sense of humor is set to "stun". She is at the stage where she laughs at all sorts of un-funny things, and never seems to laugh when things are funny.
V.
Got a funny email this week...
Post your own funny dialogue explaining this one...
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They were together in the house.
Just the two of them.
It was a cold, dark, stormy night. The storm had come quickly and each time the thunder boomed he watched her jump.
She looked across the room and admired his strong appearance...and wished that he would take her in his arms, comfort her and protect her from the storm.
Suddenly, with a pop, the power went out... She screamed... He raced to the sofa where she was cowering. He didn't hesitate to pull her into his arms.
He knew this was a forbidden union and expected her to pull back. He was surprised when she did not resist but instead clung to him.
The storm raged on...
They knew it was wrong...
Their families would never understand... So consumed were
they in their love that they heard no opening of doors...just the faint click of a camera......
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