Thanksgiving week quotes

Perhaps the best way to summarize the week is in quotes:

"I don't think we've ever had a turkey quite that good, ever, that was amazing." - Richard

"This is my mom, we call her mom, except for Dad, he calls her Melissa. That is a weird name for a mom." - #2 introducing Melissa to the family as if they don't know her.

"#2, for the fifteeth time, his name is Richard, not 'that guy'."

"What is that brown thing on your face? (pointing to Richard's mole) Is that part of your face? Have you always had it? Oh." - #1

"Where's Richard?"
"Oh, he left once Melissa organized the puzzle. He could not find any of the pieces."

"Who would have thought we could finish a 1500 piece puzzle in four days. I think that's a sign of how much fun we're having." -David

"This season is the season when we come together and all hate together. And what a better thing to hate than turkeys? And what better way to hate 'em, than to eat them by the millions. ... I thought one turkey would not be enough... Ya I can see how 3 pounds of meat each would leave us unsatisfied...A turdunkin - it's a chicken, inside of a duck, inside of a turkey. Although impressive, I think they stopped short...ya they were real underachievers. ..." -RedvBlue

"Why not start balderdash at 10:30 P.M.?"

"Eleven gnomes out of thirteen at the Thanksgiving Point Museum isn't bad."

"Her name is pronounced Jen-nay." Then #2 creates a song... "Jen-NAy Hoff-MAN, JEN-nayyyy Hoff-man" "She's not Jen-ney Hoffman, she's Jen-ney Piercy." #2 continues the song, "Jen-NAYYYMagie, Jen-NaYmag-GIEEEEE."

"#3, I'm your Nannie, you're supposed to like me. Oh, don't run away... :("

"Given this land, if they live, righ-a-sleep" -#2