Got parrot?

Yesterday Tim saw an individual with a prosthetic leg.

"What's that on his leg Dad?

"It is a substitute leg, because his real leg was injured."

"What happened to his leg Dad?"

"I think he lost it in a battle during a war."

"Oh...

... So - he's a pirate - right?"

"Nope, he's just a viking, he still needs a parrot and a ship."

"Oh."