A Matter of Taste

"AArrrggghhh! Ami, get up here now..."

"What Dad?"

"What is this?!?"

"A drawing I did for you." She said with her most sugar-sweet voice.

"This is not a drawing, it is vandalism! You tagged your bedroom door with a ballpoint pen." (It was actually pencil.)

"I know."

"That is not okay!"

"It is nice."

"It is - wait, what???"

"I like it."

"Ami, look at that door over there, see how nice it looks. How wonderful and clean it is. That is nice, this is not nice"

"This is prettier. My door looks good now. It is not boring like your door."

*flabbergasted silence* (David)
*Laundry sock stuck in mouth to prevent laughter* (Melissa)

"Isn't it beautiful?" Ami sang, "I'm a pret-ty pret-ty prin-CESS."

*David walking away in annoyance* "Melissa, please get Ami the magic eraser."